Yesterday, Ohio City street - Chatham - attempted to devour an innocent Ford recreational vehicle. The Ford in question responded to the attempt initially by exclaiming, "Help! Get me out of this hole!" Then, as on-lookers and city officials simply gawked at it for hours, the RV noted aloud, "Hey you slack-jawed yokels! I'm in a giant sinkhole! Get me out of here!"
Police arrived on the scene hours later to apprehend the alleged RV eater, only to find that the perpetrator is actually a street. The surrounding area was cordoned off by police, but local residents still tried to drive down the street telling those that warned them, "we'll test our luck."
Tia Suplizio, 36, above, was quoted as saying, "Holy shit, man! I didn't know the streets of Ohio City were this mean!!"
1 comments:
Ha! Awesome!
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